Freedom for Jacko, Martha's Diary

I heard a joke that said, with Michael Jackson and O.J. Simpson being acquitted, it just goes to show that our country's court system is more concerned about seeing only dangerous criminals, like Martha Stewart, behind bars. So I took a look at Martha's prison diary, which is supposedly going to be for sale soon. Count on me buying that one before I get a Jacko CD or a highlight film of "The Juice."

"I'm looking at the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways. And no message could have been any clearer..." Don't get me started.